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Never confuse a single defeat with a final defeat: Tumblr. + Yahoo! = !!

Mon, 20 May 2013 12:21:58 -0500

Never confuse a single defeat with a final defeat: Tumblr. + Yahoo! = !!:

I’m delighted to announce that we’ve reached an agreement to acquire Tumblr!

We promise not to screw it up. Tumblr is incredibly special and has a great thing going. We will operate Tumblr independently. David Karp will remain CEO. The product roadmap, their team, their…

chinkerbelle: Reasons I grab my boobs running upstairs running downstairs running stoked on...

Sun, 19 May 2013 12:36:48 -0500

chinkerbelle:

Reasons I grab my boobs

running upstairs

running downstairs

running

stoked on life

scared

walking through my house in the dark

bored

boobs

sassydetective: we all have that one cup in our house that is somehow better than the other ones

Sun, 19 May 2013 12:36:40 -0500

sassydetective:

we all have that one cup in our house that is somehow better than the other ones

jpierrepontcriss: my mom was pulling into a parking space today and she asked “am i relatively...

Sat, 18 May 2013 18:53:33 -0500

jpierrepontcriss:

my mom was pulling into a parking space today and she asked “am i relatively straight?” and i said “i think that’s something you need to decide for yourself” and she told me to walk home

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Thu, 16 May 2013 13:36:09 -0500

jeffezdrunksexmuppet: hiddles-stunning: Valid Honorable...

Thu, 16 May 2013 02:20:28 -0500

jeffezdrunksexmuppet:

hiddles-stunning:

Valid

Honorable Mention Cristina Yang:

zackisontumblr: If anybody asks if they know you from somewhere, look them in the eyes and say, “Do...

Thu, 16 May 2013 02:17:24 -0500

zackisontumblr:

If anybody asks if they know you from somewhere, look them in the eyes and say, “Do you watch porn?”

READ AND RELATE HERE

Thu, 16 May 2013 02:15:28 -0500

READ AND RELATE HERE

memecollection: For more funny posts click HERE!

Thu, 16 May 2013 02:14:22 -0500

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Thu, 16 May 2013 02:13:53 -0500

noonewillneverletyoudown: Now tell me that fate doesn’t exist.

Thu, 16 May 2013 02:13:21 -0500

noonewillneverletyoudown:

Now tell me that fate doesn’t exist.

idefkitsizzyok: my-body-not-yours: flatabsandthighgaps: Seriou...

Tue, 14 May 2013 00:36:24 -0500

idefkitsizzyok:

my-body-not-yours:

flatabsandthighgaps:

Seriously. I just need to go on a mini-rant about how freaking amazing Hilary Duff is. She just, everything that could possibly be right about her, is, I swear. She had one of THE best original Disney shows ever. I’m pretty sure Lizzie McGuire was my childhood. She put out CDs, the whole shebang. (You know you know every word to Why Not, and that you at one point owned the Metamorphosis CD, so don’t even lie.) And when she was a teenager, what was the worst thing she did? What, that little tiff with Lindsay Lohan? About Aaron Carter or whatever? You didn’t see her in sex scandals, and out partying and going out of control. Then she went on and did a bunch of movies that were freaking amazing, like A Cinderella Story and Cheaper by the Dozen. She had a few weight issues along the way for like, half a day (or am I thinking of Lohan?), but freaking look at her now. She’s been married for freaking two years, and just had her first kid, not at 16, but at freaking 24. Now she’s into freakin’ animal rights, and protects the right of children and is all philanthropic and crap. This chick is such a bamf, is the one that teenage girls should look up to now, not some Snooki or whoever the crap else people are idolizing. Show some respect, bro. Show some respect. She’s not just a fitspiration, or a thinspiration, she is one of the biggest freaking inspirations of my generation.

I LOVE HERRRRRRRRRR

She’s perfect

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Tue, 14 May 2013 00:35:58 -0500

nokki1: jiidesu: charlizardusedfireblast: I still laugh every...

Tue, 14 May 2013 00:35:40 -0500

nokki1:

jiidesu:

charlizardusedfireblast:

I still laugh every time I see this. This video also has no dislikes.

This video always makes me laugh. Its perfect.

This cracks me up. Every single time.

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Tue, 14 May 2013 00:12:32 -0500

star-hugs: In Japan, there are 3 ways to say “I love...

Sat, 11 May 2013 19:43:52 -0500

star-hugs:

In Japan, there are 3 ways to say “I love you”:

You say “Daisuki (大好き)” for the friends and person you like,

you say “Aishiteru (愛してる)” for a more serious relationship,

and you say “Koishiteru ( 恋してる)” to the person you want to spend the rest of your life with.

And they follow this rule. They preserve the meaning of ‘I love you’ and never lose its essence unlike us.

me during the summer: is today wednesday or sunday

Sat, 11 May 2013 19:34:39 -0500

me during the summer: is today wednesday or sunday

inthelandofsorcery: frankenbolt: moriartygodofmischief: This...

Sat, 11 May 2013 19:31:17 -0500

inthelandofsorcery:

frankenbolt:

moriartygodofmischief:

This mallard is a friggin genius

…THAT FIRST ONE.

THANK YOU DUCK.

And my lesson for the day was taught to me by a duck….

So My Sister Has Been Trying to Get Her Husband to do Yoga With Her...

Sat, 11 May 2013 19:25:52 -0500

oldgrumpywizard:

but he refuses to do it unless they call it “Ninja Training”.

So they do their stretches for a half an hour, quietly together, and then he quizzes her about how she should handle herself in dangerous situations.

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Sat, 11 May 2013 19:23:52 -0500